Jackie Your Body // Butt Weans
McDonalds has given us a lot, the double cheese burger, the big tasty and wack hybrids like the mc gangbang, but what its really done is insure white girls aren’t lacking in their booty game. These high fat products have irreversibly changed the Caucasian women’s form - everybody can get back and everyone loves booty, especially Sophie Reilly who presents Jackie Your Body.
When she was 16 she unashamedly loved R&B, didn’t wear Ugg boots, or baggy pajamas outside her house, didn’t shop at Holister, let her palls get changed round her place because their mothers wouldn’t let them wear Interlock Mini Skirts - didn’t judge. A beacon of testicle-shattering awesomeness.
What makes girls like this such teenage wankfest epiphanies isn’t all their swag, but that they might just surprise you with the Aidan Moffat album Songs About Love, because girls like that...they get it! If your a 16 year-old boy and want to find a girl like this: stop masturbating, get a fake ID and start going to clubs and bring some big game, because girls like this are awesome. They might even put Can on a mixtape too.
Datarape // Chez Nous
Older dudes could get bitter, having to endure the barrage of friend requests from school friends who have squirted weans out, having to block them all, then looking at their stupid bodies reject some of their head hair, but you know...some of these guys didn’t turn into their parents immediately after high school, they don’t have to go on summer holidays with the girl they started dating in school, they have more money than you and hey life is still awesome at 24...amiright?
Back when they were young, French house was fucking huge. In the late 90s, the golden Roulé album covers guaranteed some slick soulful house music that although sounded more sophisticated than the Dance Mania records it took something from, it didn’t loose any of its dance floor muscularity. Daft Punk made next level pop music and next level videos, the Daft Punk Essential Selection ‘99 still sounds pretty fresh, taking in more rhythms than their Chicago House heavy Essential Mix ‘97. They lead the way, but their were plenty of others out in France creating some machine funk house music topping charts while HMV was still open.22:00 - 23:00