The Awkward Sons of Patrick Stewart
Well, that's it - The Awkward Sons is dead!
It's been a fucking blast cramming your head holes full of sub-underground minge abuse for the past few years, but there comes a time in every man's life when he has to try and start a record shop in a country where he can't speak the language.
For the final Awkward hurrah, it's going to be nothing but the most brutal, goat-groping, priest-burning underground metal out there. I started out doing an extreme metal show on Subcity back in 2003 (Grind Your Mind), so it's the only way to bring it all to an end.
If you're into it, here's the previous metal special we put together back in 2011. Weirdly, it's our most popular episode by far. Fuck knows why. Must be an untapped Ride For Revenge market out there somewhere, eh?
This week's show has a slightly more old-school feel to it, so if Seven Churches is your go-to good time of choice, this one's definitely for you.
And even if it's not, it will be in an hour's time.
Anyway, cheers to every cunt that's listened to a show or come to one of our nights over the years.
And if it's all getting a bit too much for you, keep checking our Mixcloud page for new mixes - there's a ton up there already.
Even though there won't be a show, our natural audio arrogance has to have an outlet somewhere.
Fuck yourselves!22:00 - 23:05