The Esoteric Khurch of the Perpetually Lachrymose
doom // catharsis // friends // horror // karaoke

We are The Esoteric Khurch of the Perpetually Lachrymose, a collectively organised mini-religion dedicated to the pure expression of permanent delirium and outpouring of globally felt horror. We are of the belief that the human race has reached a point of muddled stupefaction and that one of the only methods of counteracting or rectifying this fact is through constant emotional catharsis of the ludicrous, morose and wildly unreasonable. We of the Church (abbreviated EKOPL) call for a worldwide public outpouring of grief for the inherent meaninglessness of the human condition and ultimately wish to cure this collective existential crisis through radio broadcast auditory experiments. For one hour a week, we the two founders and HoolyFolk of the Khurch, aim to encourage our diverse group of listeners to contemplate the delirious and confusing nature of life on this planet. Our broadcast stems from a desire to educate and horrify the general public with a wide ranging collection of audio ephemera.

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01/05/2017 // PHLEGM - MASTER


The High Priestess of Pain is sick as a dog, for she is a sinner. Her gullet is full of throbbing mucus. But oh my borthers and sisters - her phlegm is a holy phlegm, a mighty phlegm! And she is a master.

We must go on with the broadkast! Listen to the first words of the Dew Silky Priest - oh such a wise old preacher. Listen to a Swedish member of the Khurch perform Elvis Presley's famous hit 'In The Ghetto'. It's uncanny brothers and sisters, its as if the king is in the room with us. Listen to the Original Phlegm Master Mr Captain Beefheart talk of a squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag = fasten bulbous!

This episode is officially sponsored by Lemsip Industries. Sip that Phlegm away!

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