The Esoteric Khurch of the Perpetually Lachrymose
doom // catharsis // friends // horror // karaoke

We are The Esoteric Khurch of the Perpetually Lachrymose, a collectively organised mini-religion dedicated to the pure expression of permanent delirium and outpouring of globally felt horror. We are of the belief that the human race has reached a point of muddled stupefaction and that one of the only methods of counteracting or rectifying this fact is through constant emotional catharsis of the ludicrous, morose and wildly unreasonable. We of the Church (abbreviated EKOPL) call for a worldwide public outpouring of grief for the inherent meaninglessness of the human condition and ultimately wish to cure this collective existential crisis through radio broadcast auditory experiments. For one hour a week, we the two founders and HoolyFolk of the Khurch, aim to encourage our diverse group of listeners to contemplate the delirious and confusing nature of life on this planet. Our broadcast stems from a desire to educate and horrify the general public with a wide ranging collection of audio ephemera.

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   23:00 - 00:00
   Mon, 18/12/2017
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Do you feel guilt?
15/11/2017 // The Taste of Satan's Ass

Look, we know what you guys did okay? You're all satanic ass kissers. But it's not too late to repent.

In this episode, two nuns of the khurch teach you there is always time to turn your haggard back on Lucifer. You feel guilt. You feel shame. But there can be redemption, if you make it all the way through the show. If you want an eternity of feasting with the devil on your own fucked up pork chop feet, sure. Go for it. Sounds Delicious. But seriously brothers and sisters - there is always time to turn your back on evil.

Or is there?

Travel through the burning gates, singing with renegade monks, be transformed, be transfigured.

You shall be rewarded, at the end.

Feast well, chums of the Khurch.

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