The Esoteric Khurch of the Perpetually Lachrymose
doom // catharsis // friends // horror // karaoke

We are The Esoteric Khurch of the Perpetually Lachrymose, a collectively organised mini-religion dedicated to the pure expression of permanent delirium and outpouring of globally felt horror. We are of the belief that the human race has reached a point of muddled stupefaction and that one of the only methods of counteracting or rectifying this fact is through constant emotional catharsis of the ludicrous, morose and wildly unreasonable. We of the Church (abbreviated EKOPL) call for a worldwide public outpouring of grief for the inherent meaninglessness of the human condition and ultimately wish to cure this collective existential crisis through radio broadcast auditory experiments. For one hour a week, we the two founders and HoolyFolk of the Khurch, aim to encourage our diverse group of listeners to contemplate the delirious and confusing nature of life on this planet. Our broadcast stems from a desire to educate and horrify the general public with a wide ranging collection of audio ephemera.

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20/07/2017 // Funni Kiddi Kiddie Special


In this edition we have some propaganda aimed at our younger listeners. The kiddies! For the second time, the High Priestess is going solo. And this week she's feeling maternal - so bring on the kiddy music.

Since the Dew Silky Priest left, she's been going through this hard life as a single momma of all the little khurch members. She's not gunna lie - it's been tough. But you know what's got her through it? Sweet sweet music kids.

We'll sing you a lullaby with them argumentative chipmunks, that wee punk the Human Skab, poor old Dumbo (his momma is behind bars), and that adorable Robin the Frog - GOD DAMN HE JUST NAILS LIFE'S EXISTENCE.

There's also quite a nice interlude including Faith and Phoebe playing around with a tape recorder (this is where the High Priestess gets emotional)...

Enjoy Khildren

HPP xxxx

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