That's right, today is National Masturbation Day (yeah, its a real thing). Because of this monumental event we're playing pop songs that are about masturbating! HURRAY! There is a lot of in-depth graphic discussion of a whole load of sexual stuff, most of which is horribly, horribly humiliating.
HAPPY WANKING WOO WOO WOO!!!!!
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