The Midnight Feast
Rock Island Line // 0000-0200 20.09.09
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Tonight sees the return of the munch anticipeated gastronomic gala that is Eat To The Beat. The pearings have been confirmed for our 8-man tag team cookie crunch match and are as follows:
George 'The Gorger' Pearson and David 'Gastronomic Grey-Area' Jackson a.k.a Chew World Order
'Thin' Joe Evans and Simon 'The Pie' Bryan (from Eat Beaneath) a.k.a The Lardy Boys
Jim Wilson and Sophie Hall a.k.a Sabbstandards
and of course current tag team champignons
John 'The Stick' Burns and Jannik 'What A Mouthful' Giesekam a.k.a The Caked Crusaders
For a picture of the cookies they'll be eating hop over to our show profile where you can also feast upon a selection of past compeatitions.
Alongside the main course we'll be serving up platters from Pete Yorn, She&Him, Message To Bears and Stacy Lane. So get your best pyjamas on and sneak down to your kitchen radios at midnight tonight.
Posted at 17:01, 19th September 2009
eat to the beat - the midnight feast
It’s time for us to lunch a new compeatition in the unforkgiving all you can eat festival of food. This time we’ll be skipping straight to the main course, leaving no room for dessert, with a 4-way no holds barred TLC tag match (that’s Tables, Ladders, and Cookies for those who don’t know.)
8 compeatitiors will be putting their stomachs on the line, in a 90 mineat, 4 way, tag team event all fork the coveated 42-inch tag team belt.
This will, of main course, feature the return of the infamous John “The Stick” Burns, former ETTB world champion and compeatitive eating hall-of-famer. John will be joined in his attempt by Jannik “What A Mouthful” Giesekam, previous custard eating champion and undefeated tag team title belt holder. Will they ever meat their match?
Hammy commentary and plateside analysis will be served up by Shaun “Sweet Tooth” Murphy. To sweeten the deal, we’ll have pundeatry from past eaters and a possible special guest appearance.
To get your teeth into this compeatition, send your past eating credentials, tag team name and contact details on an empty plate to email@example.com.
Following an embarrassing def-eat, and six months without the sweet taste of victory, John is hungry for that dish best served cold: revenge.
Eat To The Beat: The Midnight Feast.
Radio Times – “More filling than you might think.”
John Prescott – “I can’t get enough of it.”
The Observer Food Supplement – “The horror. The horror.”
New York Times – “Average portions.”
The oven is preheated, the table is set, let the mealy-mouthed snacktalking begin.
Posted at 23:22, 8th September 2009
|Message To Bears||Dead Pilot|
|The White Ghost Shivers||Chicken Ranch|
|Pete Yorn and Scarlett Johannson||Atco|
|Shake It & Break It|
|Me vs. Me|
|The French Wives||Unsigned|
|You Really Got A Hold On Me|
|She and Him||Domino|
|The Coolest People I Know (DNAP Re-edit)|
|Mardi Gras In New Orleans|
|Professor Longhair||Dancing Cat|
|The African Twist|
|The Whole Thang|
|I'll Come Running Back To You|
|Shake Hands With The Devil|
|Led To The Sea|
|Jenny Owen Youngs||Nettwerk|
|Live and Die Lullaby|
|Numbers and Letters||Unsigned|
|Baby Please Don't Go|
|A Little Less Conversation|
|Don't Touch, Just Watch Me|
|Mountain Mocha Kilimanjaro||Jazzman|