shows // Live From Las Vegas
Strange music and strange jokes from two guys who have an uncomfortably close chemistry. Cult tunes and pop weirdness from under the floorboards linked by epic themes such as love, war and awkward smells, with no expense spent on a galaxy of (not so) special guests. If radio is a sumptuous banquet, then this show is the greasiest plate at the buffet in the canteen next to the banquet. And this time, it's personal.
"Wash your hands before dinner", is what she said. She said it to ME. Who does she think she's talking to? Telling ME to wash MY hands? What is she on? What has she taken? Is she out of her funking mind? "Wash your hands..."? "Wash your hands"? Who does she take me for? Little Lord Fauntleroy?
Posted at 10:39, 7th June 2011
this year for Xmas I want a new bike, L.A. Noir, and a flying zebra. I know you can do it Jesus - you can do anything. Not like Buddah his presents are always pish; who actually wants inner peace. What a dick. Anyway, If you get me everything I want I'll like you, and I know that's all you're really looking for.
Pope Benedict XVI
Posted at 09:31, 20th May 2011
Hello all you fans out there (25),
Unfortunately LLV (Live from Las Vegas) will be away for the next couple weeks as the exams are coming up and if I don't study I'll be stuck pretending I have a job in the media, sitting at my laptop masturbating to twitter, instead of getting a job. Until we return with some hot new topics like 'royalty', 'religion' and 'psychological geography'; I suggest you listen to some older shows from our encredible back catalogue.
You could join us in our leap into 'the future', aid me in my search for my pussy in 'cats', help us on our quest as we battle 'myths and legends', come on 'holiday' with us and special guest bafta award winning director William Campbell, or check out the 18year olds in 'jabes'.
Go on give it a try. It isn't illegal. Just listen. Do it. Just click on it. Click on it. NOW. Click NOW!... please, please click. I didn't mean to shout. Please just click - I need this. For my sake, will you just click?... Oh screw you then! Fine, fine I don't care. Do what you want. I don't give a toss if you listen or not... It would be a laugh though. The jokes and the banter. Ah go on - give it a listen eh? FUNKING LISTEN WILL YOU!
Watch these videos, more on the way: http://www.youtube.com/user/L1veFromLasVegas
Posted at 22:40, 30th April 2011
That Takeshi's castle is well funny isn't it? Makes me laugh so much to see those wazzocks falling down or hitting their heads off things. It's a laugh, everyone on it seems like they're having fun. Sure sometimes they get hurt but people get hurt playing any kind of sport. They're just having fun. What's wrong with laughing at people having fun? The wazzocks, all having fun fun fun fun fun.
The Chinese version of Takeshi's castle isn't fun at all. Nobody is smilling and they all have to wear the same outfit and there is only one challenge - "peaceful liberation".
Posted at 11:55, 26th April 2011
V: Is this mother?
E: I will never tell you my secrets.
V: I hear footsteps.
E: Get out of my mind.
V: Johnny look at me! For Christ sake look at me Johnny!
E: Strange things the night brings.
--------------------------------------------Extract from very first phone conversation
Posted at 17:56, 19th April 2011