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The Junkie’s Piano
The instrument of choice for simpering skin-tights and the romantically impaired, guitars have taken a kicking since... Well, since time immemorial, really.
Not a real instrument, the symbol of a generation's sexual and cultural decline, a sneaky fast-track to fat stacks, the junkie's piano, not to mention the endless crimes of the hair metal elite.
But in the right hands, it's still the quickest way to an out-of-body brain bleed, no matter how jaded Wes Borland made you.
Posted at 14:55, 10th September 2011